APE FINDS FONE
The APE picks up the fone. The first signal fires.
$e/fone
The APE checked his fone for one second. The feed hit light speed. He is still scrolling somewhere between here and the next timeline.

He was just a little APE with a phone. Then the blue light hit. Every swipe pulled him deeper into the timeline, until he became the signal everyone was chasing.
He never put the fone down. The internet never slowed down. So the APE learned to move with it.
An APE whose evolution is measured in swipes per second.
Sitting still. Scrolling at light speed. That is the whole theory.
The APE picks up the fone. The first signal fires.
The feed starts moving. The image takes on a life of its own.
Every repost adds momentum. The APEs become the signal.
The story keeps moving wherever the community takes it.